FIRST OFF, CREDIT WHERE IT IS DUE...

As much as I'd love to say that this was my great idea, it wasn't.

I have to confess, I took this idea from a Cowboy Bebop Humor/parody page which can be visted here Be sure to check it out, it's a great site!

However, that site is also not where the idea originated. It actually was taken from Toasty frog.com, which can be visted here Be sure to check it out, it's also a very cool site!

Hmmm, third generation rip off... It MUST be good! LOL!

And now, following in their foot steps comes The Red Rocket Base's...



OUR FIRST FEATURE...



NARRATOR: Our story opens in the hallway outside Givoanni's office, where 3 rockets wait anxiously...

OMG! What are doing here?! What's going on?! OMG!

Bored Bored Bored...

Do-be-do... Paadlin' that ball...

YOU ALL SUCK! You're pathetic agents! That's why I'm assigning ya'll to new partners. That way you can mess up in two places at once!

Waaaahhh! Boo-Hoo! My life is over!

::Does the Brooding Bishounen thing::

Well, this sucks.

IN THE CAFETERIA LATER...

Listen, guys, It was me. I love you but I can't be around you. Cya.

Whuh?

Ha, hah! Jimmy hates ya!

SHUT UP, YOU STUPID FURBALL! Waaaahhhh.... ::Runs out crying::

What the hell just happened?

Just the usual Jessie and James seperation fanfic crap, I guess.

IN JESSIE'ROOM...

Boy, it's good to be home. Now that I'm here, I can put on a CD and find the meaning of life and the answer to all my problems! Hmm, let's see... "Jerry Zuchmeister and the Polka Fat Boys"? Nah. Fiona Apple? Yeah! ::3 minutes later:: Oh wow, now i know what to do!

AT JAMES'DOOR:

::Knock Knock Knock:: Sir? Victoria's Secret direct delivery service!

REALLY??? ::Opens Door:: Oh, it's you. what is it? I'm watchin' Scream!

I love you! I hate you! I don't know what the hell to do!

Well, Neither do I, but I don't go around interrupting your movies.

Shut up and hold me!

Great. Now I'll never find out who the killer was.

THE NEXT DAY...

New partners! Jessie, you get a pig. James, you get a superior officer who outranks you.

He-lloooooooooooooooooo, Nurse!

Dear Gawd, No!

Well, this bites.

what?

You. Life. Everything.

Charming.

Now get going. ::Turns back to his gameboy::

I can tell by your great butt that you're a good agent. Lap dance for me.

And she swings!

Oooh, and it's a long fly outta the balloon- and the grounds getting closer- oh crap- ::SPLAT!:: Ouchie.

MEANWHILE...

To protect the world from...

Shut your donut hole! Mottos suck.

(MUttering) Aahhh, whaddaya know anyway, you bee-otch...

Listen up. I'm gonna steal those pokemon while you sit there. Remember, you have nothing important to do.

Gotcha. Just like always.

And don't play with the damn radio!

(As soon as she's gone, singing with the radio) Cause we are living... in a material world... and I am a material girl...

Mwa ha ha. Jennies are so stupid. Aw, nuts, they're on to me.

"Well, some boys try and some boys lie and i think they're Okay...

STOP! Aw C'mon! If you're gonna run, at least run TOWARDS Krispy Kreme!

But only boys who save their pennies make my rainy day, Yeah, yeah, yeah...

SHOOT THEM! C'mon, you Madonna wannabe!

Zuh? Maybe if I pull this trigger thing on this gun thing... BLAM! OMG, I killed Annie! I'm a bastard!

Chuhhhh... y'know what? Uh, uh! You're a moron!

THAT NIGHT...

My new partner sucks!

Yeah, mine too... Hey, can i finish Scream now or what?

THE NEXT DAY...

You two are losers! Jinxes! Morons! Pathetic!

So we're off the team?

Don't be ridiculous. You're partners again with Meowth.

What? back with those two losers? Well, if I have to... (Whispers) Yes!

Well, here we go again...

(Imitating Danny Glover) Man, I'm too old fer dis...

HEY BOSS! We just realized something - chasing Pikachu sucks!

Yah, really, fer sure!

Great. Who's gonna be stupid enough to want that job now?!?!

WE'll TAKE IT!

Yeah, give it to the losers.

THANK YOU!!!

What a bunch of stupid...

THE END

Well, that sucked. I oughta- I oughta- I oughta come up with a crazy, psychotic plot for revenge on James... Aw, the hell with it. I'm just gonna go for pizza.

BAH DAH DAH, DA - DA - DUM!!!