The song "Rocket Man" is copyrighted by Elton John and Bernie Taupin. Pokemon characters are copyrighted by Nintendo. I only wish I owned them.

Rocket Man

A song parody by Allan North

(With apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

James: Packed the balloon last night, pre-flight

Zero hour four PM (three central)

And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then

I don't miss home at all, don't miss that life

It's great up here with Jess

On such a twerp-chasing flight…


And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

Till we catch Pikachu and they all find

I'm not the man they think I am at home

Oh no, no, no, I'm a Rocket man!

Rocket man, burning out his fuse on a rocket bomb…


Meowth: (Hey James! Toss dat ting!)

James: (Shut it! You had Meowth's Party, This is MY song.. Uh, oh…)

(Boom!)

James: We spend each day chasin' those twerps

And some nights as well

But we never seem to win, though we try….

And the reason why, I don't understand

But it's just my job each day of the week

A Rocket man, a Rocket man!



And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

Till we catch Pikachu and they all find

I'm not the man they think I am at home

Oh no, no, no, I'm a Rocket man!

Rocket man, burning out his fuse on a rocket bomb…


Meowth:(DAT'S IT! WHY DOES JESSIE TRUST YOU WITH DOSE TINGS ANYWAY?!?!?!?)

James: (Oh, what's the problem, Meowth?!? Uh, oh…)

(Boooooooooom!)

(Ugh… big one that time…)

Meowth: (Sheesh)