The song "Rocket Man" is copyrighted by Elton John and Bernie Taupin. Pokemon characters are copyrighted by Nintendo. I only wish I owned them.
Rocket Man
A song parody by Allan North
(With apologies to Elton John and Bernie Taupin)
James: Packed the balloon last night, pre-flight
Zero hour four PM (three central)
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I don't miss home at all, don't miss that life
It's great up here with Jess
On such a twerp-chasing flight…
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we catch Pikachu and they all find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a Rocket man!
Rocket man, burning out his fuse on a rocket bomb…
Meowth: (Hey James! Toss dat ting!)
James: (Shut it! You had Meowth's Party, This is MY song.. Uh, oh…)
(Boom!)
James: We spend each day chasin' those twerps
And some nights as well
But we never seem to win, though we try….
And the reason why, I don't understand
But it's just my job each day of the week
A Rocket man, a Rocket man!
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we catch Pikachu and they all find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a Rocket man!
Rocket man, burning out his fuse on a rocket bomb…
Meowth:(DAT'S IT! WHY DOES JESSIE TRUST YOU WITH DOSE TINGS ANYWAY?!?!?!?)
James: (Oh, what's the problem, Meowth?!? Uh, oh…)
(Boooooooooom!)
(Ugh… big one that time…)
Meowth: (Sheesh)